SURVEY

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Th'Aprentice

1. Not really. Most of them gave one of the contestants an advantage over the other and none of them really had to do with being the president of a company. The real test to see who was best suited was who could trash on the other people the best

2. Of course I would. In fact I've already been on the Apprentice... twice... check your facts Mrs. Conner

3. Both teams would be given blunt objects. Like large pieces of wood with rusty nails sticking out and stuff like that. Then we would lock them in a room for a few hours and BAM! When we return there will only be one left. That's my president.

4. If I were Bill I would go to California. California is nicer than Chicago, am I right?

5. I don't believe in ethics. There is money and no money my friend, which one are you going to chose?

6. I honestly think that it would be better if we did away with the Intro to Business class completely and make it all the Apprentice. I mean, let's face it, can any teacher really teach a student more than a Donald Trump game show?

Black Friday YOYOYOYOYOYOYYO MAN HOwS IT HANGING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I think Black Friday is great! I think that trampling each other for things is a fantastic development. I think that every time a person tries to buy something there should be an opportunity for another person to challenge them. The two will fight to the death and the winner will get to purchase the item. This will help with overpopulation.
"                   " -The new hit song by Pootie Tang!

$500 Well Spent on Cyber Monday!

Here's the gifts I would buy people!

A Parent:

A Pack of Shocking Gum- $0.01

You think it’s gum, then you pull it out and BAM! You shocked!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000MLHFCS/sr=8-3/qid=1417439106/ref=olp_product_details?ie=UTF8&me=&qid=1417439106&sr=8-3

Another Family Member

Fake Poop- $0.85

Many uses for this plastic piece of poop! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha pOOP IS FUNNY

http://www.amazon.com/Fun-Express-FAKE-POOP/dp/B004LB0OQY/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1417439303&sr=8-2&keywords=fake+poop

A Young Child

A Knife- $5.96

Every good young wipper-snapper needs his own knife. Many uses for this. Widdle, juggle, KILL.

http://www.amazon.com/Force-TF-705GY-Tactical-Assisted-4-5-Inch/dp/B007WHCFC0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1417439424&sr=8-2&keywords=knife

Mrs. Connor:

Tibaldi Bently GT Ballpoint Pen- $480

A Very nice blue-ish ballpoint pen. I hope you love it Mrs. Connor!

http://www.fahrneyspens.com/Item--i-134260-BLU?SRC=WGOOGLKW0506GOOG&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=PLA&gclid=Cj0KEQiAwPCjBRDZp9LWno3p7rEBEiQAGj3KJoU7sZ4SSjDC3N54P_BpPDx3L2KszA3i5v5pUpZyHtYaAnyM8P8HAQ

Me:

Pootie Tang DVD- $12.50

“See my damie, Pootie Tang dont wad-da-ta to the shama cow. ‘Cause that’s a cama cama leppa-chaii, dig?”

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00005JK8N/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used

Total: $499.32

"It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month!" -Trucky

Our favorite congressman

I want to be him

WHAT A PERFORMANCE!

Denny's

Denny's. Want to work there? Good times. Westbrook CT is the place for you. They have a dishwashing job available. JOB DESCRIPTION is as follows....

Accountability

Reporting to the General Manager and Restaurant Manager, the Service Assistant maintains the restaurant’s interior and exterior, keeping all areas clean and organized. Keeps dining room tables cleaned and sanitized.  Maintains adequate supply of pots, pans, dishes, glassware, utensils and ice in service areas throughout shift.  Keeps front and back of the house area clean, organized and stocked, at all times, to provide timely guest service

Key Business Areas

A “Key Business Area” is an area of performance in which the Service Assistant must be successful to meet their accountabilities. Successful results in the Key Business Areas are supported by the following behaviors or actions:

1.  Busses, cleans, and resets tables
2. Checks restrooms and hand washing stations every half hour for cleanliness and supplies
3. Maintains exterior curb appeal, keeps restaurant exterior and parking lot free of debris
4. Maintains restaurant interior to be clean, safe and inviting for guests and employees
5. Regularly cleans and inspects dish machine and other machinery as required, maintains proper dish machine chemical levels
6. Properly sorts and washes all dishware and promptly replenishes kitchen and dishware in service areas
7. Immediately cleans up spills and broken glasses and dishes
8. Addresses complaints and requests promptly in a courteous manner and notifies the supervisor of any issues
9. Assists with stocking deliveries; rotates perishable stock in accordance with standards
10. Performs sidework and other deep cleaning duties as assigned
11. Willingly assists others without being asked
12. Adheres to Denny’s Brand Standards and internal policies and procedures
13. Provides prompt and courteous service and is cordial to all team members and guests
14. Completes all other tasks and duties as assigned
    
    

Job Requirements

Essential Functions

• Must be able to lift and carry supplies and equipment up to 50 lbs throughout shift; places items on high and low shelves in store rooms, service areas, walk-in coolers and freezers
• Must be able to bend, stoop, reach, wipe, lift, and grab
• Must have sufficient mobility to move and operate in work area
• Must be able to work inside and outside
• Must be able to observe wares for cleanliness and chemical labels for safe handling
• Must be able to stand and walk during a 4 to 8 hour shift
• Must be able to frequently immerse hands in water
• Must be able to work with all Denny’s menu products
• Must be able to hear well in a loud environment to respond to employee and guest needs
• Must meet any state, county or municipal regulation pertaining to health risk concerns about food handling
• Must be able to tolerate extreme temperature changes in kitchen and freezer areas
• Must be able to work with potentially hazardous chemicals

Position Qualifications

• Able to work in a team environment
• Meets Denny’s uniform and grooming standards and maintains them throughout the shift
• Must be able to pass all required tests and training requirements
• Must be able to work a flexible schedule,  including holidays, nights and weekends
• Possesses excellent guest service skills
• Able to learn basic tasks and follow instructions
• Places a value on diversity and shows respect for others

ISN'T THAT GREAT!

I'm so excited Denny's is RECRUITING!
I am very interested in this job because I like Denny's. Maybe I'll go to Connecticut right now and apply.

"Leepa tine on my clemmon dees. Penna tine on my damie kays; I'm a cradda poosta. I'm a cradda poosta!" -Pootie Tang