Monday, December 1, 2014

$500 Well Spent on Cyber Monday!

Here's the gifts I would buy people!

A Parent:
A Pack of Shocking Gum- $0.01
You think it’s gum, then you pull it out and BAM! You shocked!


Another Family Member
Fake Poop- $0.85
Many uses for this plastic piece of poop! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha pOOP IS FUNNY


A Young Child
A Knife- $5.96
Every good young wipper-snapper needs his own knife. Many uses for this. Widdle, juggle, KILL.


Mrs. Connor:
Tibaldi Bently GT Ballpoint Pen- $480
A Very nice blue-ish ballpoint pen. I hope you love it Mrs. Connor!


Me:
Pootie Tang DVD- $12.50
“See my damie, Pootie Tang dont wad-da-ta to the shama cow. ‘Cause that’s a cama cama leppa-chaii, dig?”

Total: $499.32

"It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month!" -Trucky

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