I think Black Friday is great! I think that trampling each other for things is a fantastic development. I think that every time a person tries to buy something there should be an opportunity for another person to challenge them. The two will fight to the death and the winner will get to purchase the item. This will help with overpopulation.
" " -The new hit song by Pootie Tang!
Monday, December 1, 2014
$500 Well Spent on Cyber Monday!
Here's the gifts I would buy people!
Total: $499.32
"It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month!" -Trucky
A Parent:
A Pack of Shocking Gum- $0.01
You think it’s gum, then you pull it out and BAM! You shocked!
Another Family Member
Fake Poop- $0.85
Many uses for this plastic piece of poop! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha pOOP IS FUNNY
A Young Child
A Knife- $5.96
Every good young wipper-snapper needs his own knife. Many uses for this. Widdle, juggle, KILL.
Mrs. Connor:
Tibaldi Bently GT Ballpoint Pen- $480
A Very nice blue-ish ballpoint pen. I hope you love it Mrs. Connor!
Me:
Pootie Tang DVD- $12.50
“See my damie, Pootie Tang dont wad-da-ta to the shama cow. ‘Cause that’s a cama cama leppa-chaii, dig?”
Total: $499.32
"It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month!" -Trucky
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